One beautiful summer day a lawyer, a doctor, and an accountant were on a nature walk through the woods. During their walk, they suddenly noticed a large Grizzly bear in the distance. The bear, not liking it's territory being invaded, starts moving aggressively towards the trio. The doctor and accountant start to panic, not sure what do. However, the lawyer calmly sits down and starts to lace his running shoes.
The doctor reacts to this and shouts " You can't out run a bear!!"
The lawyer turns his head to his friends, smiles, and says "I only have to outrun you, not the bear".
I like this one. LOL
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